So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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