Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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