So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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