wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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