what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Randomize
