No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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