There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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