we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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