Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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