I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
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