try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I fill condoms, not promises.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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