Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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