Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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