What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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