Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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