I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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