I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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