Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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