She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Vodka?
Forever.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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