I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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