If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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