i jhust puked up my retainher.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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