Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
All the doctor said was why
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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