I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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