I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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