I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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