Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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