Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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