I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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