I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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