Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Shame is for Republicans.
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