All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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