You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Who put my cat in the fridge?
try to milk me bitch
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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