Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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