If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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