WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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