It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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