Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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