He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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