The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
