Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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