she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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