i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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