Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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