Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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