Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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