idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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