I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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