All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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