Banned from zoo.
Again?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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