Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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