we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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