He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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