Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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