Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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