Christians are straight up FREAKS
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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