How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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